(Source: thedollypartonscrapbook, via officialdollyparton)
— Danabanana, 25 March 2013, guardian.co.uk, Easter eggs rated by palm oil use (via bottomhalfofthenet)
Yup.
Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me, it is a kind of order that sets me free to fly.
FLAWLESS!!!
I could learn from this.
(Source: youmakemecrazyandwild, via fuckyesdamejulieandrews)
Dear Jim,
Please paint me Jeremy Kyle who has some how been filled with bees. He drives around in Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters while his best friend Danny DeVito clings to the bonnet for dear life. For some reason DeVito is wearing an ill fitting McDonald’s uniform that is way too small for him. I forgot to mention that they just flew from the mouth of Stephen fry, smashing every tooth on the way out. Stephen looks very angry.
Thanks,
Dean




